I never make any original Tumblr posts anymore. Hell, I can’t even write a 500 word essay right now. ON FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
Pondering my descent into boring, I’ve realized something that may be the issue.
I’m sitting at a desk.
I’m sitting in a chair, typing.
That’s not how Erin should work! Erin sits in unusual places and types up bullshit! THAT’S WHAT I DO!
Fuck this desk. Fuck this chair. I’m taking my snazzy french pillow that makes me think if a label for a bottle of liquor and ROLL THE FUCK AROUND ON MY BED!
FUCK YEAH! PROFANITY!
I’m gonna swear and type this paper on chocolate and be awesome and tell everyone that I think they’re a cantankerous jellyfish!
I shall do all this while you all think I’m ridiculous!