August 2011
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When I grow up, I will live off of a diet of...
yeah classy.
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Unadulterated Compromise
I love chocolate. And when I have it, I do not share it.
So I know that I truly love someone when we are sharing a chocolate bar. Not only am I sharing the most delectable treat ever, but I’m not dividing it equally.
Normally I’d try to steal more than what is 50/50 split, fair. I try to take more. But no, I give him more chocolate.
And not just a little bit. I give him much more...
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Some friendships die because they aren’t moving forward. They die from...
– (via simply-quotes)
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It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...
– John Green (via elibumblebee)
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Leo was a very nice drunk person
On the train last night, I was being escorted home by my Prince Charming.
A young, black man in a very bright green tshirt and cap sat in front of us. He smelled awful.
He turned around to look at us and smiled.
“Maaaaan, today’s my 22nd birthday, maaaaan. Just wanna tell everyone ‘bout it! Gonna go party, maaaaan. Hit up some bars. Like my hair?!”
And took his hat off...
hootietoot:
When I feel like(for whatever reason, because I am human, because I’m bitchy, I don’t know) I don’t like someone, I do check back in and silently give them another chance. I’m more than willing to admit I’ve been wrong before, but my intuition is often right. So I spend a fair amount of time trying to find redeeming qualities in people who would probably never do the same for me. I’m...