(Source: aileine)
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
I had a mouthful of coffee… do not read the dash drinking coffee….
*channeling Horshack* “Ooh-ooh-ooooh! I volunteer! I volunteer!My workout would have been much better today if this was going on.
I like this
Erincrocodile I require assistance!
Do you realize that I’ll be sitting on you and asking non stop “Are you okay? Am I squishing you?” then telling you “Don’t hurt yourself” until you grow exasperated with me.
IM TRYING TO CREATE A GIF SET BUT I CXANT STOP LAUGHING
someone please reverse this gif
ur wish has been granted
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
I am a cutey batooty who steals the blankets.
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But i have a nice ass. ;)
psst, i haxxorz’d my boyfran’s tumblr.
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the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
Some people say that we can’t afford to help our kids through school by keeping student loan interest rates low. But right now, as I speak, the federal government offers far lower interest rates on loans, every single day–they just don’t do it for everyone. Right now, a big bank can get a loan through the Federal Reserve discount window at a rate of about 0.75%. But this summer a student who is trying to get a loan to go to college will pay almost 7%. In other words, the federal government is going to charge students interest rates that are nine times higher than the rates for the biggest banks–the same banks that destroyed millions of jobs and nearly broke this economy. That isn’t right. And that is why I’m introducing legislation today to give students the same deal that we give to the big banks.
- Elizabeth Warren: Students should get the same loan rate as big banks (via robot-heart-politics)
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
For the latest Improv Everywhere project, we converted a New York City subway car into a late night talk show set. Host Pat Cassels (CollegeHumor) interviewed random commuters from his desk as bandleader Evan Gregory (The Gregory Brothers) kept the car rocking.
Full story with photos: Talk Show Subway Car | Improv Everywhere
WHY DID I NEVER REALIZE THAT JODY MILLS WAS ALSO CAREY MARTIN FROM SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY! I JUST REALIZED THIS NOW!
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WHAT
THIS IS THE BEST HARLEM SHAKE AND I WILL NEVER NOT LAUGH
(Source: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t)
