Posted by erincrocodile
You are currently reading the musings of a twenty year old imaginatrician broken by the sea. I have a penchant for teapots, cephalopods, and neuroses.
Would you like to hear me ramble? Well you’re here, aren’t you.
I often whine about not having the time to read books, but waste my time with folly. I lack the patience to be friendly. I make awkward noises and don’t know what to do with my hands.
Please enjoy my love of hip bones, funny socks, dinosaurs, science fiction, finding holes in cotton shirts, and fascination with inanimate objects. I bring them to the internet to assault your eyes for my pleasure.
I love the internet for it’s selfish purpose of getting what you want out there. It’s not something to help you, but to destroy you. And that’s beautiful.
Any reader on my tumblr makes me nervous. But happiness makes me nervous too. So don’t be offended.
I am here.
Maybe we’ll be friends…but I’m not fun.